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LIBYA & GADDAFI ...FACTS THAT CANT BE DENIED
1. There is no electricity bill in Libya; electricity is free for all its citizens.
2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law.
3. Home considered a human right in Libya – Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, his wife and his mother are still living in a tent.
4. All newlyweds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar (US$50,000 ) by the government to buy their first apartment so to help start up the family.
5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are literate. Today the figure is 83%.
6. Should Libyans want to take up farming career, they would receive farming land, a farming house, equipments, seeds and livestock to kick- start their farms – all for free.
7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government funds them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US$2, 300/mth accommodation and car allowance.
8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price.
9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0. 14 per liter.
10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally.
11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.
12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is, credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens.
13. A mother who gave birth to a child receive US$5 ,000
14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya costs $ 0.15
15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree
16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country.
2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law.
3. Home considered a human right in Libya – Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, his wife and his mother are still living in a tent.
4. All newlyweds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar (US$50,000 ) by the government to buy their first apartment so to help start up the family.
5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are literate. Today the figure is 83%.
6. Should Libyans want to take up farming career, they would receive farming land, a farming house, equipments, seeds and livestock to kick- start their farms – all for free.
7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government funds them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US$2, 300/mth accommodation and car allowance.
8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price.
9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0. 14 per liter.
10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally.
11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.
12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is, credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens.
13. A mother who gave birth to a child receive US$5 ,000
14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya costs $ 0.15
15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree
16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country.
Kekadang kita pun tak fikir
Perkara2 di bawah ini kekadang tak terfikir pun oleh akal kita, antaranya:
1) Dari bujang-kahwin No 1 ---- no.2 ----- DLL.
2) Dari pakai moto kap --- kancil-wira --- Honda ---- seterusnye..
3) Badminton ----- Golf ----
4) Rumah sewa---- rumah murah ---rumah teres --- banglow....
5) Technician ----supervisor ----- engineer --- manager...
6) Tv 14' --- 21' --- 29' ---- Home theather...
7) Sg Danga --- Tanjung Leman --- Langkawi ---- Hadnyai --- Bangkok ..
8) Dalam semua segi kita mau kan perubahan kearah yang lebih baik dan glamour...
9) mancing kat parit /longkang ---- sungai --- kolam (bayar punye)---- laut dalam (sewa bot mewah)....... Kalong
..... T E T A P I...
Klik pertama kat nuffnang
Kali ni 0M nak cerita sikit pasal pengalaman 0M dengan satu syarikat pengiklanan blog yang bernama Nuffnang..ala..yg iklannya ada kat blog 0M ni gak. Sebenarnya dulu 0M takde pun letak iklan-iklan dari Nuffnang kat blog. Sebabnya dulu 0M cuma layan adsense je sebab lebih menarik dan masyuuukkk :p
Tapi lepas insiden yang tak digemari (akaun 0M kat adsense kena ban), 0M pun tukarla selera kat nuffnang plak..hehehe. Mula2 0M ingat lebih kurang sama je macam adsense, rupa-rupanya tak sama la...adoiii. Dekat dua minggu gak tak dapat apa-apa income dari nuffnang. Tapi pada satu hari yang tak diduga...tengok-tengok ada earning CPC kat blog 0M (tapi bukan blog yang ni la)..yeehhaaaaa...
Bolehla kot..nak layan nuffnang ni lama sikit..tapi income ada kureng sket la buat masa ni. kena kaji balik camne nak dapatkan duit lebih dari nuffnang ni. blog ni pun belum nak naik lagi..tak sempat lak nak concentrate lebih-lebih kat sini..tunggu masa lapang sikit nanti lah..lagipun kat sini kat tempat untuk kongsi apa-apa je...hehehe
Car Modification
Ramai di kalangan rakyat Malaysia yang suka ubahsuai kereta masing-masing. Proton lah Perodua lah kereta-kereta import lain lah..semuanya nak diubah suai. Cuba teka kereta apa yang telah diubahsuaikan ni? Tentu susah nak menekanya bukan? Begitulah hebatnya masyarakat Malaysia. Tak kita Melayu, Cina, India atau apa bangsa sekalipun, masing-masing punya kemahiran tersendiri. Tapi harapnya takdelah sampai ubahsuai kereta je yang lebih, duit nak sara keluarga pulak takde hehe..
Haa..sapela dapat teka kereta apa yang dipaparkan ni...
House For Sale
Double storey house for sale!
Corner Lot.
Near to all faclities.
Strategic locaton!
Competitive price!
Don't miss it!!!
The Muthu Story..
Enjoy it and have a great day ahead
*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
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*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
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*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why."
Wife : ?????????
*****
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
*****
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
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*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
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* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "*WASH BASIN* "
*****
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
*****
*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him...and he did it!
My meal today
Breakfast at Kuala Rompin...all in one
Western + Chinese + Malay food
have to take use this opportunity ho!!!
The Worlds Best Kept Auto Secret
I don't know whether it's true or not. Just check it your self. For me, it doesn't apply for digital meter :)
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The Worlds Best Kept Auto Secret
I have been driving (legally) for two decades. One would think I would have noticed the little secret on my dash that was staring me right in the face the whole time. I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either.
Quick question, what side of your car is your gas tank? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look. If you don't do this in your own car you definetly have done it in a borrowed or rental car.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of uncomfort or injury.
If you look at your gas guage, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right (see photo above). It is that simple!
I don't know how you feel right now but when I found out this morning I felt cheated!
Why don't the dealers share such importnant information with car buyers? I don't understand why this isn't in the drivers ed manual? I don't get why any mechanic I have ever been too or know has even thought of mentioning this to me? The only possible explantion can be that all these people probably don't even know!
Go out and share the worlds best kept auto secret with your friends as this is information is way too important to be kept secret.
Rent a car
Available for rent.
Believe it or not! Proton Satria NEO is now for rent.
Its a car, two doors car for rent.
Three colors to choose - red, white and gold.
Just try it - Proton Satria NEO for rent!
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Loyal Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Ladies: Open a current account with bank early, in case...
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Ladies: Open a current account with bank early, in case...
Pregnant Husband?
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the meat and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son,I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the meat and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son,I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
Lawyer (2)
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."
Why British think 80% of M'sians coming to UK to study law?
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
Hari Raya Promotion!!!
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Select your choice!!!
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collaboration from fsyukri.blogspot.com
Mocha Layer Cake
- Traditional spiced layer cake baked with quality chocolate and coffee, unique and is iresistible.
Chocolate Moist Cake- Moist and delectable cake combined with rich chocolate, sprinkled on top with chocolate chips, it's simply seductive!
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Steam Fruit Cake- A steamed cake densed with moist and delicious mix of fruits.
Cashew Nut Crunchy Cookies- A perfect combination of rich butter cookies combined with cashew nut, sprinkled with fresh roasted cashew nuts for rich nutty texture.
Pineapple Tart- Juicy pineapple paste with crumbly golden pastry, you just can't stop taking it.
Cornflakes Cookies- Rich in butter and topped with crunchy cornflakes, what a perfect combination!
Pandan Makmur Cookies- Pandan flavoured traditional Malay ghee and peanut cookies, smooth, fine texture that just melts in your mouth.
Dates with Mango & Almond- Either wrapped with California Roasted Almonf or dried mango slices, fresh Arabian Dates could intensify your eating pleasure.
For more info or any enquiries, please call +60123456721 or write in to iez21[at]yahoo.com / semutbiru[at]gmail.com
collaboration from fsyukri.blogspot.com
Such a huhu tale....s
Shocked!!!
Who can describe about me?
Am I irresponsible person?
Am I lazy?
Am I not supposed to be a leader?
Am I a good guy?
Am I know nothing about management?
Arghh..really feel dissapointed and "like picture below"....
pening pokcik...
Who can describe about me?
Am I irresponsible person?
Am I lazy?
Am I not supposed to be a leader?
Am I a good guy?
Am I know nothing about management?
Arghh..really feel dissapointed and "like picture below"....
pening pokcik...
How do u feel today?
Looking at the picture (taken from the machine), you can know how I feel today and also this whole week!
Got so many issue this week - machine down, assignment due date ...
Introducing PSABOX - Converting Google Adsense PSA to Paying Ads!
community post from me.. :)
Fact #1: You Never Know How Much PSAs Being Served On Your Sites
Up to this moment, I have never seen any established method on how to measure this "ads space waste". You get up in the morning, login to Adsense page and see a little income you may have with your sites. There is impression, clicks and ecpm report - but you miss one thing. How many times your sites serves the PSA? Don't tell me you don't have any PSAs because you will never know until PSABox tell you so!
Fact #2: PSAs Are Just Another Non-Paying Piece Of Free Advertisement
You know this, right? How about having thousands of PSAs in a month, a week, or even a day? Imagine your ecpm rate, and do a math with it. There you go, the potential earning just gone with the PSAs. It is wise to do something with it, or else you are burning your time and sweat with the sites development for free!
Fact #3: It Is Legal To Change PSAs To Something Profitable
Yes! Changing PSAs to semething else is allowed. There is no such thing as abusing the Google Adsense TOS & Policy with it.
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